Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future.
Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
Joke Of The Day
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I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me, Outlook not so good.
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A man finds a magic lamp while fishing.
When he rubs it, a genie appears and says: "You have three wishes, but whatever you get, your mother-in-law gets double."
The man asks for enough money to be the richest person.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your second wish?"
The man asks for ten dream vacation homes.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your third and final wish?"
The man grins and says: "I'd like you to beat me half to death."
When he rubs it, a genie appears and says: "You have three wishes, but whatever you get, your mother-in-law gets double."
The man asks for enough money to be the richest person.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your second wish?"
The man asks for ten dream vacation homes.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your third and final wish?"
The man grins and says: "I'd like you to beat me half to death."
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Jeff walks into a magic shop.
He walks up to the man at the counter and asks “What magic can you do”
The man at the counter replies “Voodoo, magic reversal, time travel, and-“
Jeff interrupts him and says “Wait, go back”
Jeff walks into a magic shop, and the man at the counter says to him “That’ll be $30.75”
He walks up to the man at the counter and asks “What magic can you do”
The man at the counter replies “Voodoo, magic reversal, time travel, and-“
Jeff interrupts him and says “Wait, go back”
Jeff walks into a magic shop, and the man at the counter says to him “That’ll be $30.75”
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When one illusionist accuses another one of stealing one of his tricks...
It's up to the accuser to provide evidence before the magician's counsil that he came up with the illusion first.
It's called the burden of poof.
It's up to the accuser to provide evidence before the magician's counsil that he came up with the illusion first.
It's called the burden of poof.
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Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs.
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Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp
he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
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Shout out to my dear friend Richard, now in heaven watching Penn and Teller Fool Us and Telling Magic Jokes.
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Hope this puts a smile on your face!
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