Joke Of The Day
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Waiting for my other half...
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Cash Magic - Requires quick hands and feet
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"let's continue on with this carnival-like atmosphere"
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Haha, let's keep fingers crossed that the pandemic is mostly behind us now. And also, very good to see you back, Richard!
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A set of chattering teeth set inside the miniature outhouse shreds a roll of toilet
paper to reveal a selected card; in the process, the house then explodes and
paper flies about, and smoke is emitted from the house ...![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
paper to reveal a selected card; in the process, the house then explodes and
paper flies about, and smoke is emitted from the house ...
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Welcome Back Richard
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A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered. After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!
There wasn’t a hare on his head!
There wasn’t a hare on his head!
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Little Johnny, the magician's son
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.
"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.
"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.
"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.
"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
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Did you hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear?
Now museum, now you don't
Now museum, now you don't
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What did the magician’s assistant say after the show?
Thank you for halving me!
Thank you for halving me!
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What do you call a sad magician?
Boo Hoo Dini
Boo Hoo Dini
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Magician: and now for my final trick! I will disappear!
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says:
you're the worst fruit ever!
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says:
you're the worst fruit ever!
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I got mugged by a magician the other day. He pulled a knife on me, but what was weird is that it was behind my ear the whole time. ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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I showed a mime a magic trick.
He was speechless.
He was speechless.
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"let's continue on with this carnival-like atmosphere"
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"let's continue on with this carnival-like atmosphere"