Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:51 pm
Waiting for my other half...
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:52 pm
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:00 pm
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 4:07 pm
Cash Magic - Requires quick hands and feet
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:13 am
Re: Joke Of The Day
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 4:41 am
Haha, let's keep fingers crossed that the pandemic is mostly behind us now. And also, very good to see you back, Richard!
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:14 pm
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:29 pm
A set of chattering teeth set inside the miniature outhouse shreds a roll of toilet
paper to reveal a selected card; in the process, the house then explodes and
paper flies about, and smoke is emitted from the house ...
paper to reveal a selected card; in the process, the house then explodes and
paper flies about, and smoke is emitted from the house ...
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 2:27 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:16 am
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 12:33 pm
Welcome Back Richard
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:30 pm
Hi John thanks.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:45 am
A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered. After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!
There wasn’t a hare on his head!
There wasn’t a hare on his head!
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:47 am
Little Johnny, the magician's son
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.
"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.
"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.
"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.
"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:10 am
Did you hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear?
Now museum, now you don't
Now museum, now you don't
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:01 am
What did the magician’s assistant say after the show?
Thank you for halving me!
Thank you for halving me!
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:04 am
What do you call a sad magician?
Boo Hoo Dini
Boo Hoo Dini
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 4:48 pm
Magician: and now for my final trick! I will disappear!
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says:
you're the worst fruit ever!
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says:
you're the worst fruit ever!
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:01 am
I got mugged by a magician the other day. He pulled a knife on me, but what was weird is that it was behind my ear the whole time. 
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:06 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:21 pm
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:22 am
I showed a mime a magic trick.
He was speechless.
He was speechless.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:33 am
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