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Postby djgolfc » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:20 pm

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her

daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother

thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy

fall in love and get married. One night they go into their

bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks

puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his

penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night

when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby JohnM » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:29 pm

Kinda odd first post. Is this SPAM?
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby SimonC » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:57 pm

that reminds me of a song john http://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby Rob Rand » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:47 pm

I don't know. Maybe djgolfc (what a funny name, but here only real names are allowed) only wants to break the ice, which isn't really necessary here. It must be Mexican humor. But it definitely sounds very old school and old fashioned these kind of jokes. Maybe he confused this forum with another forum he joined, the Thigh-Slapper forum.
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby JohnM » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:52 am

His flag waves for Mexico but his website and IP address says he is from Vietnam.
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby Jaime C. » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:11 am

i think he's collecting ''Jewelry'' not a ''Tenyo'' magic :)
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby David DeTenyo » Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:19 am

Well, welcome to the forum (?) :)

But a weird joke if your interests include 'children', no? :? ;)
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby Richard W » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:57 pm

Whoa....yes I bet they have lots of jewlery or working on it. :o
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SCREAM d' original!!!

Postby Jaime C. » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:26 am

I don't know if this is a over a joke to post here on the forum but i just want to share you guys my laughter and hope you haven't yet watch this video for a better viewing :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMT_dCRAUpE
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby JohnM » Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:12 am

Happy Birthday djgolfc. I hope you have a good day DJing, GOLFing and Cing in MEXICO. ;)
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Re: Latest Joke

Postby Rob Rand » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:37 pm

Happy birthday mate! And please post some more things in the future, we have become very curious about you! :)
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