Latest Joke
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:20 pm
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother
thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night
when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother
thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night
when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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